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Santa Tuxedo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Turtles mating at geological speedWearing a printed tuxedo to a holiday party is the formal wear equivalent of answering "sure" to every RSVP. The candy cane boutonnire really seals it, because nothing says black tie like a pocket that doesn't physically exist. The Details: A red bow tie sits at the top, flanked by green and red tartan lapels over a white vertically striped dress shirt with black buttons and a red vest panel. A green trimmed breast pocket on the right holds a candy